Man Should Just Give Up.....

seriously.....


who the fuck cant cant carry a pen AND a fishing pole when they go fishing????

Brains are Stange.

You would think that man would know almost everything there is to know about brains, seeing as it is what makes us, us.

The approximately 2.75 lbs of cells numbering greater than the number of stars in the Milky Way, seems to do some pretty crazy things. First of all, the brain we are given is basically us. Since our mind is in the brain, and our mind is us, it is safe to say that we are in our brain. If you were to lose everything else in your body but your brain, which is miraculously saved and kept alive via some sort of machine, we would still be aware of our own existence and possess thought. In fact, if you feel that everything you have ever experienced is a record of your life, you would be referring to everything that was interpreted by your brain. It's almost as if you were your brain and the rest of your body is just things for your brain to fiddle with.
This hunk of tissue is can actually understand that it exists. Within this tissue lies two minds, your conscious and your subconscious. The subconscious is responsible for the maintenance of your body, and your own protection. Your subconscious is protecting you even when you have no idea it is. For example, when you are grossed out by something it is your subconscious telling you to get away from what ever it is that is grossing you out. Imagine your subconscious as another mind whose sole purpose is protecting you.

Well anyway I just thought this was somewhat interesting, so comment it!

You Paint But You Do Not Know Art

This is to all those kids who think they are totally awesome because they are fashionable, or maybe they paint pretty pictures, or maybe they take pictures of themselves in strange positions next to random objects like lamps or photos. You are not an artist for what you do, or you just suck ass at art....

I know you hippies may think your super creative for making a unique drawing or painting, but the only reason it's unique is because it sucks and only a moron would think of it.

First off, what is art? Art is a (product of) human activity, made with the intention of stimulating the human senses as well as the human mind; by transmitting emotions and/or ideas. (Wikipedia).So when you paint a picture, and it has not intentions of causing a specific feeling or thought when viewed, it is not art. I'm sorry that I am breaking this news to you, not really, but I thought it would be nice of me to say this.

Second, lets say you think your sense of style is artistic, are you an artist? NO. Maybe I'm missing something, but I have not been given an emotion other than anger from people's style, at least from the people who try to appear artistic on purpose. I think you look like a moron who cares if they look fashionable or not.

And P.S wearing clothes with the name or picture of an artist does not magically make you a freaking artist you dumbass, its not like superman and his costume.

All you guys who think you are indie, your not.

your just like all the other indie kids

Do you really think there is anyone else like me?
I haven't met them!


as always

Go fuck yourself.

Lets Talk Race...

First off I would like to state I am NOT racist in anyway and if you aren't adult enough to discuss race don't read this.


Barrack Obama recently made what was his greatest speech yet. His speech was regarding the crazy pastor, and touched many key points in race. I think he hit the nail on the head with his comments on our racial stalemate. His discussion of the disdain between races is brutally honest, and just what we need. Obama realizes that race shouldn't be such a taboo if we are to end it. Having an open discussion about race between different people should be encouraged not punished.
We seem to treat races as we do in video games, we give them certain characteristics that is unique to each race. The real truth is that the only unique trait blacks have compared to whites is better U.V. protection. Blacks don't need help because they are black, they sometimes need help (just like whites and latinos) rising up in the social ladder. Black people and other ethnic people don't need the help of white people to be normal. They are human beings and we seem to forget this. The only reason race even matters today is because of the separations we did during racist times. During those times the races stayed to themselves and created cultures that varied from race to race. The real issue today is culture, not race. This is the thing I feel Obama missed. He would talk about race comments and races as if the issue was the race itself, not the societal norms within these races.
The end of racism towards black people also requires a drastic change within the black community as well. The culture developed by the disenfranchised blacks of the past has created a spiteful feeling towards whites in many poorer communities. The same goes to the white community who seem to get the feeling that blacks are not smart enough to handle themselves in society. These whites are those who make "diversity" programs to help those who aren't white.


In short, this topic requires some real intelligence to handle. I don't just bullshit you guys and I really think deeply before I write, and so should the rest of you. Even if you think you aren't a racist, think really deep to WHY you want to help people different than you? is it because you think they are just people who are in a bad situation because of racism, or do you think its because they need your help?

We Forgot Something.

I am astonished and ashamed at the Christians in the heart of the "crazy Obama pastor" scandal thing.The scandal involves some crazy motherfucker who keeps saying God DAMN America! and something about chickens going home.Basically a nonimportant fact but a great news story. But this does not make me any less mad. Now, I'm not mad at Obama for going to that church, I'm not even mad at the media for hounding Obama for going to the pastor's church. What I am mad at is actually that we are arguing about the wrong issue! I think the real issue here is that all these reporters and politicians are overwhelmingly Christian, yet they said "fuck you Jesus!" by basically ripping the pastor a new asshole(thereby creating three assholes, the pastor, his original anus, and his new anus.).

I'm going to let this one slide however Christians, because its only your 14145235th time. I am going to give you a stern talking to however.

How dare you not listen to your LORD and Saviour? Don't pretend this is your first time! Remember the Catholic priest thing? You also disobeyed your GOD while judging another Christian! tsk tsk..... Don't you remember Matthew 7:2-5, Matthew 7:1, Matthew7:2-5, John 7:24, or anything? Maybe you should take a time out for being a dumbass....


as always... much love

and go fuck yourself dumbass!

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Dear Jesus!

Leave it to the Christ huggers in the band Black Sabbath to argue for religion. In the song
"After Forever" Ozzy goes to pose the question,"Could it be that your afraid of what your friend might say if they knew that you believe in God above? Should they realize before the criticize that God is the only way to love?" I find this not only out of place in Black Sabbath lyrics, but also rather intelligent. This song does not promote religion, it simply says that saying you are an atheist when you are not, is wrong.
I see a lot of folks these days that have some type of nonsense belief in "God". Why I say it is nonsense is because these types of beliefs are usually based from the believers own desires, not logical observation or any divine revelation. Yet, it is not these people that irritate me. The true problems lie within the "non-believers". There are so many poor saps in the atheist movement who would also be gullible enough to fall for religion, if they weren't too stupid to pay attention that is. My Agnosticism stems from some deep thinking, research, and logical observations. I don't choose my faith because I know my odds of being right are 1 and everything else, not because I think the idea of a sentient creator is stupid, which it isn't, but believing in it very well can be.

Badass: Beyond the ass

After seeing some rather amazing special effects, I had a question dawn on me. What makes certain things badass? And more importantly, why do we love the badass?

I began my hypothesizing by thinking of other animals that view things as "badass". I began remembering a video I saw on gorillas. I remember that the video said that one male is born in each group that has a patch of white hair on it's back. This makes the gorilla the alpha male. This patch of white is apparently extremely badass to these gorillas, as most males fear the silverback.
I soon came to the conclusion that my first thoughts were going no where in my search for the nature of the badass. So I tried harder. I then came to the idea that maybe it wasn't the white hairs on the back of the silverback that makes it badass, but it is the power that the fir represents. The alpha male is the leader, is this where the badassness begins?
I thought back to all the things that I idolized for their badassness as a child. I came up with three, the first is Starscream from Transformers, the second was Darth Vader (i'm a nerd), and the third was Godzilla. Two out of the these three had extreme power, Starscream just has the coolest name ever. Vader had the force and the storm troopers to give him power, and Godzilla had lazer vision. Those two are equally badass, yet I still didn't know if it was the power they held that made them badass, or the way they used them.
I began to dwell further into this badass theory and, I realized that badassness itself is badass, and badassness is not powerful in itself. I thought about whether there even is a true reason for badassness. I couldn't think of a characteristic that is shared by all the baddass things, and this is when I realized that badass should stay a mystery. Just like a joke, when deconstructed, badass becomes ordinary.

They don't need your help

Social programs and affirmative action programs are demeaning in nature.

The nature of such programs are to help those who need help from others in order to be equal. Does this mean that our ethnic minorities are not smart enough to be like white people? No, it means that many white people are soft racists. These people don't hate ethnic people, they just inherently view them as inferior and in need of help. I personally see this as ignorant and wrong. Ethnic people statistically show differences in I.Q between ethnic groups, often showing American Jews and Asians being at the top in the numbers and African Americans and Latinos being in the lower end. This is not due to their skin color, but because of their money and upbringing. While some groups of people may just be genetically predespossed to slight increase or decrease in I.Q, mostly it is due to the schooling these people go to. Just look at Barrack Obama, he is African American and also one of the most intelligent person I've ever seen.

All people without mental disabilities should be treated equally. No-one should receive special treatment or less opportunities, but should be treated like everyone else. White people don't need to allow black people to get jobs easier than white people, but should both be given the exact same opportunities. If anything it should be that rich people help the poor get the same opportunities, but this is just because unlike skin color, differences in wealth do cause trouble for those on the lower end.

Oh Liberals...

The new call from the Liberals is bi-partisanship, yet they don't seem to be willing to give up their ideals for the sake of compromise. How many Democrats do you hear saying "We will trade you the war on Iraq for gun control."? I have yet to see a true bi-partisan effort in the Democratic party. Then I realized something..... They don't want to have bi-partisanship efforts, they just want Republicans to vote Democratic!

If they can complain about the uber-conservative hold on the Executive Branch, why don't they complain about their majority in the Legislative Branch? They just want Republicans to think they will get help when they need it by voting Democrat.




Now I know I don't believe much in our sham of a government or our politics, I like to point out flaws in their charade.

My Predicament

How am I supposed to find information if I cant trust the media?

Dr. Seuss

After seeing the movie Horton Hears a Who, I began remembering all the messages I was told as a child from mister Seuss.

The first book I must mention would be The 500 hats of bartholomew Cubbins. This book was the book that taught me that beheading is an OK subject to talk about to children. The second book I would like to talk about is the Foot Book, or as I call it, why I'm not racist. The Foot Book is actually the book that taught me not to judge others. Yes, you heard me, The Foot Book. I learned that everyone has different feet, but we are all the same in that we have feet. It is corny but true.
While we are talking about life lessons, why not speak of the book called, "Horton Hatches an Egg"? This book, the first featuring Horton, taught me to stick to my promises and I too, may hatch a bird-elephant mutant. Because remember, I said what I meant and I meant what I said, and an elephant is faithful one-hundred percent. I also learned to be responsible because I may one day be in charge of the love child of an avion-elephant love triangle.
What about the Cat and the Hat you ask? Well thats when i learned to let strange overweight hairy men go wild in my home while my Mom is not home while I hallucinate my fish can talk and reason. Or how about Green Eggs and Ham? This story taught me to never waste perfectly good food just because it is contaminated with some sort of green fungus. I also learned peer pressure is just a good persons way of showing a great discovery to people!

To do list

1. Blog.

2. Learn Everything I can on String Theory.

3. Blog about it.

4. post 1342 bullitens with a link to it on myspace.

5. get 2 views.

6. get no comments.

7. write a new post on why cancer is racist (this time make it a tiny post).

8. post 1 bulliten on myspace.

9. get 10 views.

10. get 3 comments.

11. repeat 2-6 except write about why thesauruses are harming our children.

12. feel accomplished about my 14 views of the day.

13. repeat 1-12.

The Most Evil Man Alive

Joshua Blahyi, an ex-fighter in the Liberian civil war, is responsible for the deaths of 20000 people. Warlord of the Krahn tribe, he claims he was called by the devil on a telephone, and that the devil was his protector. He became the spiritual leader of his tribe and began waging war. Before he went into battle, he would sacrifice a small child after he found kids playing in water, in which he would swim under the water, grab a child, pull him under and break their neck. Blahyi also admits to eating young children's hearts for protection in battle by the devil. He and his teen soldiers would fight completely naked except for their shoes and a rifle. He drank the blood of those he killed. He says he did it for the devil. He killed a man and sacrificed him to the devil at age 11.
Near the end of the conflict, this madman "converted" to Christianity. This killer of 20000 people who drank the blood and ate the hearts of children, says it isn't his fault. The devil told him to do it but he's "sorry". He is now the leader of the End Time Train Evangelistic Ministries Inc.


That is not helping my view on the world.
That bastard should be flayed alive and have salt poured on him!Not be allowed to be freaking president of a church!

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Halliburton Gives Troops Nasty Water

This non-thinker thought that he could get away with giving our troops water that is three times more contaminated than the Euphrates River water. Why don't Republicans cry out against this man and say he doesn't support the troops? Because Republicans are idiots.

My Paradigm

I understand you may not care about me in the slightest, but I think this will help those who struggle for meaning in their life.



To ask the question "why am I here" is normal. What is not normal is for someone to not accept the answers given to them. Perhaps they know the answers are false, perhaps they understand they will never know an unshaken answer, or maybe they just can't understand. I personally could not grasp why I am so obsessed with finding the answer to the question. But, one day I came to the realization that in my case it is my instinctual need to survive trying to find relevance in this insanely protective world that drives my need for an answer. I realize that man is extremely intelligent, intelligent enough to understand they desire survival. We all are born with the drive to stay alive, and mankind needs to explain why it needs to survive if we are to answer the previous question.
Why does man need to stay alive? This question seems so absurd, yet it is the absurdity you feel that shows a protective subconscious that wants to shield us from our curiosity. I began to ask myself, why does man need to live? My answer is that it doesn't,but I like it when it does so I give it importance.
Through this process I have been able to come to terms with my importance. I hope you can too.

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The Bad Ass Nation of Israel part 1

One nation above all others can claim the name of badass. That nation is Israel. Tiny in size, giant in balls.

The Jewish state's intelligence wing is known for being amazingly good at what it does. Even the name Mossad sounds rather awesome, yet the operations it has performed blow my mind. They include: Capturing Adolf Eichmann, a Nazi war criminal in Argentina, the dude went under the name Ricardo Klement, he was caught and killed. The Mossad also flat out assassinated Nazi Herberts Curkers in Brazil. The Mossad stole plans on the Mirage fighter from France and got away with it. They even sent letter bombs to harass an old Nazi, and blew some fingers off and an eye.

thats so cool

The FCCs reply to my email!!!

Dear Consumer, Thank you for contacting the Federal Communications Commission (FCC). This is an automated message to confirm that we have received your correspondence. We will review your information to determine how we can best serve you. If you need to send additional information, you may reply back with this email, leaving the case number (example: CIMS0123456789) in the subject line, or contact us at our toll free phone number 1-888-Call-FCC (1-888-225-5322) and reference the case number. The Federal Communications Commission

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	At midnight on February 17, 2009, federal law requires that all full power television stations will stop broadcasting in analog format and will broadcast only in digital. Go to dtv.gov or call us at 1-888-CALL-FCC to learn more about how this may affect you.

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Visit us at our Web Site located at www.fcc.gov, where you will find a wealth of information on a wide variety of communications-related topics. ---------- Original Message ---------- From: jacobaaronevans@yahoo.com Received: 3/9/2008 4:18:23 AM Subject: Major Act of Indecency I would like to complain about something which I believe is so incredibly indecent and immoral that I cannot stand by idly. I feel that the private government organization called the "FCC" is indecently infringing on my unalienable right to freedom of speech. I request that the FCC ban the FCC from destroying my freedom. I view this group as immoral on the grounds that people have the freewill to change the station or channel and have no power to force anyone to live as they see fit. Am I wrong? As I stated before I would like to request the FCC to completely censor the FCC from any further degradation on America. Jacob Evans I request a response email from my government servants. Thank You!

Our gravest threats to humanity!

ROCKS OMFG!!!!!!!!!

At those poor poor tanks!

DAMN YOU KIDS

You Need To Think!

Do you really believe the world will just come to you overnight? Do you think the great men and women that shaped our world didn't care about whats really going on in the world?
You blind people love regurgitating information from books, movies, etc. Try thinking about things first! Try checking your facts after you think! You guys just want to be different, I do too! I check my facts and numbers though. Do you? Or do you think your right? If you do think your right do you put your arguments up for debate? or do you hide them away and use the "its just what I believe" excuse? I wont except that anymore, especially when I am directly affected by your ignorance! You have the same power to elect officials as I, yet I worry you will just vote blindly.

Go fuck yourself!

About the African video at our school

While yes the situation in Uganda is sad, we are not to be too rash about sending any money or troops. First we must attempt to find the credibility of the Ugandan Army. If it is non corrupt in most areas, we should lend fighting vehicles and weapons and training to allow for a retake of the nation. If the nation does not contain a serious military, American troops should not be sent in until pressure on the surounding nations is no longer working. It is still a African war and not an North American war. Just like we wouldn't expect South African forces to ever help America if we were attacked, we should maintain a pacifist approach if we want any progress. Last time we sent direct military funding to under equipped fighters we got Al Quieda from Mujahadeen forces.
And I urge you to ask yourself, are these people just helpless? If you said yes, slap yourself for being a patronizing ass. These are just as capable humans as Americans and should be required of the same way. This is not to say we should expect first world cooperation and such, but rape and genocide among government forces is just evil. Never excuse an adult for murdering even against his own will. If the people were to die anyway lessen the blame, but being sent out to find victims requires a inhuman instinct anyway.
It is still Uganda's responsibility to fight this war for the most part, but supporting them with weapons will not be a breach in responsibility.